L. Brooks Patterson Makes (Yet Another) Shocking Remark About Michigan (What’s New!)

Outspoken, obnoxious morontruth-revealing HERO, L. BROOKS PATTERSON (who I REALLY want to meet – and if he comments on this blog – I’ll truly love the man forever), Oakland County Executive, has criticized Michigan’s prison system for wanting to downgrade some felonies to misdemeanors, saying:

“Everybody should go out and buy a gun. I recommend an Uzi. If you don’t like guns, then I suggest you buy a pair of guard dogs, preferably a pit bull and a Rottweiler.

You’re going to need them.

There’s a harebrained scheme that has some momentum in Lansing to reclassify as many as 200 felonies and magically convert them into 200 new misdemeanors.

The result will be inmates who should be in state prison are going to be in jail, and people who ought to be in jail are going to be in your neighborhood. And it all will be done in the name of cutting costs at the state Department of Corrections.

How do you spell stupid?”


If we make felonies misdemeanors, this means more people taken to local (OVERCROWDED) county jails, and many criminals released because of this.  Vicious criminals are already being released onto the street as it is, and this new plan does NOT have the citizens’ best interest at hand.

If anything, we need to move some misdemeanors to the felony category!

L. Brooks Patterson needs to keep getting the word out about this heinous plan.  Keep protecting the citizens – if you need more room in the state prisons, kill off the murderers – it’s time we had the death penalty in Michigan anyway.

Done Ranting,

The Ranting Republican


9 Responses to “L. Brooks Patterson Makes (Yet Another) Shocking Remark About Michigan (What’s New!)”

  1. James Says:

    Mr. Patterson must be one of those forward-thinking business owners who uses ex-cons for slave labor in one of his entities. Or better yet he doesn’t hire ex-felons at all, and makes them move to another state to survive so he can have his perfect, sanitized Michigan. Which one is it?

  2. inkslwc Says:

    Wouldn’t that be more likely of Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (or any mayor from Detroit – Coleman Young) who’s newest Chief of staff has had problems keeping his bill payments up to date? Or what about all the corruption in Kwame’s office/home (the Escalade, his bodyguards who shoved people out of the way, his wild side in D.C.), or what about the city council members, many who have had legal troubles of their own. Or what about the corrupt city of Taylor – but that’s a whole other list of stories.

  3. James Says:

    Sorry, I’m not from Detroit…or a Democrat, I only call it as I see it.

  4. inkslwc Says:

    Interesting – how’d you hear about Patterson (other than this post), just curious.

  5. James Says:

    Well, not all michiganders are from the Detroit area, contrary to popular belief. But, we do hear of all the gossip from the Detroit area, including the little brush with the law that mr. brooks had in 2003. (Where he wasn’t breathalized…imagine that:) I live in Roscommon County, where the motto is “come on vacation, leave on probation”

  6. inkslwc Says:

    Oh, sorry – for some reason I thought you said you weren’t from Michigan.

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