OK – I just watched TV and saw a commercial put out by
Satan Geoffrey Fieger. He says, “Trial lawyers need help – they’re trying to get rid of us.” (Well – heck yeah – but let’s continue). They tried to get rid of John Edwards and they’re trying to get rid of me. (Um…no Edwards quit to go run for VP and lost – they just didn’t elect him – kinda like when you ran for Governor). Help trial lawyers who are helping you (you mean when they get 99% of your 500 billion dollar lawsuit???).
*Posts his office phone number and e-mail.*
**Dispatches ambulance chasers to go out and get him rich.**
Come on!!! In Texas you can’t even advertise for that – and this is getting ridiculous – you can’t sue for everything! Mistakes happen – get over it!
But I’ve gotta say – I like Edwards more than Fieger – at least I can stand him.