Infamous murderer, Dr. Jack “Death” Kevorkian is being released on parole! He killed 130 people! How the HECK is he on parole? For those of you who don’t know, Dr. Death is a doctor who helped people commit suicide. Luckily, he can’t touch anybody over 62 or disabled, and can’t tell anybody how to make themselves go painlessly.
Suicide is the most selfish thing you can do – by not trusting God and his will.
Dr. Death will no doubt be an advocate making speeches, along with his lawyer Geffrey Fieger (BLAH!).
He deserves to be back in jail FOREVER!